Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

Peter Sagal

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! is NPR's weekly hour-long quiz program. Each week on the radio you can test your knowledge against some of the best and brightest in the news and entertainment world while figuring out what's real news and what's made up. On the Web, you can play along too.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
7:54 pm
Fri August 2, 2013

Prediction

Originally published on Sat August 3, 2013 12:37 pm

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now, panel, what will A-Rod do next? Brian Babylon.

BRIAN BABYLON: A-Rod will have a new reality show about his new chain of gyms called Aroids, where the gym equipment makes you feel younger than you really are.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Roxanne Roberts.

ROXANNE ROBERTS: In an effort to raise the moral bar of the campaign, A-Rod will announce he's running for mayor of New York.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: And Bobcat Goldthwait.

BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT: Surprising, he's going to be the new judge on "American Idol."

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
7:01 pm
Fri July 26, 2013

Prediction

Originally published on Sat July 27, 2013 10:41 am

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now, panel, what will be George Alexander Louis' first words? Maz Jobrani.

MAZ JOBRANI: Why is great grandmother always wearing yellow suits? Is she a pimp?

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Kyrie O'Connor.

KYRIE O'CONNOR: I didn't say I wanted to be a prince. I said I wanted to be Prince.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: And Paula Poundstone.

PAULA POUNDSTONE: From this day forth, I should like to be referred to as the infant formally known as Prince.

(LAUGHTER)

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
7:01 pm
Fri July 26, 2013

Lightning Fill In The Blank

Originally published on Sat July 27, 2013 10:41 am

All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.

Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
7:01 pm
Fri July 26, 2013

Limericks

Originally published on Sat July 27, 2013 10:41 am

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
7:40 pm
Fri July 19, 2013

Prediction

Originally published on Sat July 20, 2013 12:29 pm

Now that following the Pope's tweets gets you a fast track through Purgatory, our panelists predict the next way someone will entice us to follow them on Twitter.

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